About Me

You can find out more than you would care to know about me here, by adding my face to your book.

But if you’ve limited patience then I’m 26, and have been for nearly a year, and I will probably turn 27 around about January (fingers crossed). My passions include (in an extremely particular order):

  • Music
  • Search Engine Optimisation
  • Technology
  • Cheap table wine, and…
  • Investigating noises outside my window

I’m a Crappycorn, I have weak knees, my hair is short, my eyes are recently diagnosed as ‘OK’, I have several pairs of jeans but only ever wear one of them, I get confused by people that consider Dance and R ‘n’ B to be actual music genres, I want to own a frog-suit and one day sit in front of the TV in a reclining chair in my frog suit watching Man Utd in the Champions League Final, and finally, my left testicle hangs far lower than my right, but I’m reliably informed that this will effect neither my potency nor balance.